hypothetical situation game :D

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Woodt

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Ok... To occupy some time before I start seeing how many times I can click my fingers in a minute, I have decided to attempt to start a little game.

Basically a person posts a hypothetical situation and the next poster answers it and then asks another one. Etc etc.

If you'd like to answer one which has already been answered then you just answer that and the one which requires an answer. Btw. If anybody takes offence to any of the situations, then I'm sure they can be removed.

Lets begin:

You are engaged to a women you have known for the past 8 years of your life. You go away on business, spend a hefty sum of money buying her jewellery and even on a plane ticket to come home a day early, just to surprise her.

You sneak into the house. Open your kitchen door... And BAM there she is on the table with your best friend since the age of 4. HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE (for the likes of Karky)

What do you do?
 
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With a firm voice say, "No! Bad! We do that outside!" Also, have a rolled up newspaper in your hand slapping it firmly next to her face to show that you mean business. If this is the second or third time, proceed to rub her nose into the carpet while proceeding with a firm voice explaining that we do that outside. If this is the third or more time, consider taking her out old yeller style right between the eyes. Or you can take her to the vet and put her to sleep.
 
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you're supposed to post a situation yourself, Dallen..

I would say "Hey mate, what are you doing on the table?" Then we would play xbox or go train..
Hey, you never said what they were doing on the table

My situation:
You're sitting in your living room jerking off, thinking you are alone, watching porn. Then suddenly your GF walks into the room. What do you do?
 
Go... Oh, hey there. I didn't think you'd be home for 2 hours. I'm just getting ready for you to come home, because you are so damn HAWT that I don't last anywhere near as long as I need to to pleasure you fully.

How's that for a save?

You have been in a relationship with a man or woman for 3 years. However, they have never met your parents. One day you find out that your dad/mum is marrying your gf/bfs dad/mum, making you legally step brother and sister. What do you do?
 
I would be like, "Cool, now we can hang out all day together, sister!" BTW, you didn't say what kind of a relationship. Ah Ha ha. :)

Okay, here's my hypothetical situation. Your neighbor’s house is burning down and you run into the burning house and you can only carry one of the following things to safety: a box of kittens or a box of puppies. Which one will you save?
 
Dallen said:
I would be like, "Cool, now we can hang out all day together, sister!" BTW, you didn't say what kind of a relationship. Ah Ha ha. :)

Okay, here's my hypothetical situation. Your neighbor’s house is burning down and you run into the burning house and you can only carry one of the following things to safety: a box of kittens or a box of puppies. Which one will you save?
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Easy-kittens. They make great fajitas.

Hypothetical Situation-
You've broken down in the middle of nowhere. The nearest gas station is 20 miles away. Your cell phone isn't working. The only house that is even remotely close has what seems the skeletal remains of small children and there is a bloody ax on the porch. Do you knock on the door to ask for help?
 
I look for bullet holes or casings, if there are none:
I knock on the door and take a few steps back to have time to react if someone is cracy in there. If they are, I do my signature move and clean jerk them out the window (or in the window since I'm outside in this case)
 
Strip naked and start running 20 miles.

Here's the next hypothetical situation:

Let's say Karky forgot to post his hypothetical situation? Would Karky clean and jerk himself in or out of a window?
 
Karky could just jerk himself, no cleaning or window involved

Situation:
Karky clean jerks you out of a 15th story window, what do you do?
 
Start jerking on the way out of the window.

Situation...
You have a night out getting drunk etc...and you wake up the next morning next to your best mate with a condom hanging out of your arse. what do you do?
 
Say "I didn't know you felt that way about me, but you missed the hole!" :)

Hypothetical Situation:

You walk in on the boss photocopying his ass in the supply room. What do you do?

Note to forum: this was my 69th post!
 
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I would say, "Good god man, I hope you wiped your ass because I am about to use that thing!"

I got the ultimate hypothetical situation:

Let's say you were out hunting and you only have 1 round for your .30-06 and you stumble upon Big Foot and a real live alien. Which one do you shoot?
 
Dallen said:
I got the ultimate hypothetical situation:

Let's say you were out hunting and you only have 1 round for your .30-06 and you stumble upon Big Foot and a real live alien. Which one do you shoot?
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Easy. The alien because Big Foot doesn't exist. Oh wait...is this one of the hawt green aliens that Captain Kirk bagged?

Hypothetical-

You're driving and see a mom and child stranded. You just watched a show yesterday on how moms are using their children to make it look like their stranded and then car-jacking people. You're unsure if this is legit or not. Do you stop to help them or no?
 
Stop to help, but I only barely open the window, ask them if there is anyone I can call, I'll call the person to tell them where they are then drive away.
Hopefuly she doesn't have a gun.
 
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Easy. The alien because Big Foot doesn't exist. Oh wait...is this one of the hawt green aliens that Captain Kirk bagged?

Hypothetical-

You're driving and see a mom and child stranded. You just watched a show yesterday on how moms are using their children to make it look like their stranded and then car-jacking people. You're unsure if this is legit or not. Do you stop to help them or no?
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Nah. Who wants to be a taxi service ;)

That is a hard one though.
 
Karky said:
Stop to help, but I only barely open the window, ask them if there is anyone I can call, I'll call the person to tell them where they are then drive away.
Hopefuly she doesn't have a gun.
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presumably she does. How else do you car jack? Oh I'm going to slap you with my tits unless you get out of the car. Come on!

A knife can be defended against fairly easily. So thats out.
 
Woodt said:
presumably she does. How else do you car jack? Oh I'm going to slap you with my tits unless you get out of the car. Come on!

A knife can be defended against fairly easily. So thats out.
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If that were the case I'd be driving around looking to get car jacked.
 
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