Hoss's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

Michael Jackson brings all the boys to the yard..

that's all..


Sorry, I just had to jump on the MC bandwagon.. I feel bad now :(
 
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LOL now thats funny

....and scary all at the same time!


I think she's running a B-cup on the left and an A-cup on the right, a bit of an imbalance breat issue, but yeah...I'd hit it. It's a downward economy today and ya can't be too selective when it comes to milkshake futures. :D
 
f**k it anyway, i'll still stick it in.

If you find two holes down south, you're barking-up the right tree, I mean bush.

You really think that's a guy??? Come on...look at the eyes, the face, the lack of adam's apple on the throat, the build, the hair. That's some tom-boy factory-worker chick from Detroit. Looks a bit like that chick in Million Dollar Baby. Yeah, she's a bit rough around the edges but some mall-chicks can do a make-over and fix her up just fine. In 25 years she'll be all fat, out of shape and one of those classic Detroit woman who talk about how fine they were when they were younger. The husband sits, drinking beer and watching tv in his wife-beater t-shirt. Probably 2 kids, one brat son who'll get a job at a auto-repair place and some chick who gets married too young, gets beaten a bit and then divorced and moves back in with the folks. Oh yeah, it's all written, you can see it in her eyes.
 
I think it's a chick with the hair pulled back. Too many soft features in the face and not even a hint of facial hair. It's a tom-boy chick, a bit rough but too many feminine features.
 
Could be a chick ... could be a dude - why take the chance? And besides, I am not sure he/she is even an adult!
 
Could be a chick ... could be a dude - why take the chance? And besides, I am not sure he/she is even an adult!

Good point. This leaves us with only one definiing test; based on the response, pitch & tone....it all comes down to the all-coveted and ultimately defining kick to the nuts test.
 
I say 'Euro-chick'

Probably too much German and Hungarian mixed. Those chicks either come wicked hot, or manish.

Bingo!

Once again proving why Big-M is a Mod. I still say we give "it" a kick to the nuts just so see how it goes. OR we can let Big Tom hit it:

So Tom, hold up how many fingers to indicate how many holes you could stick it in.....

No Tom, the belly-button doesn't count ;) :D
 
Bingo!

Once again proving why Big-M is a Mod. I still say we give "it" a kick to the nuts just so see how it goes. OR we can let Big Tom hit it:

I will give it a blast and let you all know whats the deal

So Tom, hold up how many fingers to indicate how many holes you could stick it in.....

Depends if there's a slit or a club down there, but so far i have 5

No Tom, the belly-button doesn't count ;) :D

It can when you stick it in hard enough ;)
 
Tom.. you're my friggin hero.. Captain Kirk boldly went where no man has gone before... and you are carrying his legacy on brother...
 
Do you know why blonde women have bruises around their belly buttons?
- because blond guys ain't that smart either.
 
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