Yeah, you made a funny
I think the best thing about dead bodies is they don't complain. Or talk back
But they do smell bad. Putrifaction and bacterial growth begin immediately after death. Cadaverine and putrescine aren't the most pleasant compounds our bodies produce upon our demise ...
The morticians like to take pictures of some of their more humorous victims and frame them. The wall is covered with pics! There's a picture of a guy who impailed himself with a butter knife through his eye and it apparently sliced into his brain and he died.
How the heck does a person decide to commit suicide with a butter knife? That wouldn't look very cool in night vision, would it?