Good Laugh for me..

Maybe you guys already know this, but this made my morning..A client brought this in and I just cackled.

Ever needed directions form Atlantic City to London but wasn't quite sure how to get there? Read please 1-20.. or more if you are bored.. but 1-20 will do it for ya. ..Thank you Google Maps

1.Head southwest on Atlantic Ave toward Gordons Alley 0.8 mi
2 mins

2.Turn right at N Arkansas Ave 0.2 mi
1 min

3.Continue on Atlantic City Expy W 6.8 mi
9 mins

4.Take exit 7N for N Garden State Pkwy 0.6 mi
1 min

5.Merge onto Garden State Pkwy N
Toll road
91.7 mi
1 hour 27 mins

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6.Take exit 129 for I-95/New Jersey Turnpike toward Meadowlands
Toll road
0.6 mi
1 min

7.Keep right at the fork, follow signs for NJ Turnpike N/I-95 N
Toll road
0.6 mi
1 min

8.Keep right at the fork, follow signs for Cars/Trucks-Buses and merge onto I-95 N
Partial toll road
Passing through New York
Entering Connecticut
103 mi
1 hour 58 mins

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9.Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford 36.8 mi
37 mins

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10.Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84/E Hartford/Boston 0.4 mi

11.Merge onto CT-15 N 1.7 mi
2 mins
12.Merge onto I-84 E
Partial toll road
Entering Massachusetts
40.7 mi
38 mins

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13.Take the exit onto I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike toward N.H.-Maine/Boston
Partial toll road
56.0 mi
56 mins

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14.Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy 0.4 mi
1 min
15.Merge onto Atlantic Ave 0.8 mi
3 mins

16.Turn right at Central St 0.1 mi

17.Turn right at Long Wharf 0.1 mi

18.Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi
29 days 0 hours

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19.Slight right at E05 0.5 mi
2 mins

20.At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban 0.1 mi

21.Turn right at E05 5.7 mi
10 mins

22.Take the exit onto A29/E44 toward Amiens
Toll road
27.8 mi
23 mins

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23.
Take the exit toward Dieppe/Amiens/Calais/A151/Rouen
Toll road
1.1 mi
1 min
24.
Merge onto A29/E44
Toll road
22.6 mi
19 mins

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25.
Take the exit onto A28/E402 45.6 mi
37 mins

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26.
Take the exit onto A16/E402 toward Boulogne/Calais
Toll road
44.3 mi
38 mins

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27.
Take exit 29 toward Boulogne-Centre/Outreau/Le Portel 0.6 mi
1 min
28.
Merge onto N416 1.1 mi
1 min
29.
At the traffic circle, take the 1st exit onto N1 0.4 mi
1 min
30.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit and stay on N1 0.1 mi
1 min
31.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit and stay on N1 0.9 mi
2 mins
32.
At the traffic circle, take the 1st exit 0.6 mi
1 min
33.
Slight left at Rue Ferdinand Farjon 427 ft
34.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit 0.4 mi
1 min
35.
Slight right at Dover - Boulougne-sur-Mer 30.1 mi
1 hour 50 mins

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36.
Continue on Dover - Boulogne-sur-Mer 0.2 mi
37.
Continue on Eastern Service Rd 0.3 mi
2 mins
38.
Turn right at E Ramp 0.4 mi
2 mins
39.
Slight right at Dock Exit Rd 0.1 mi
40.
At Eastern Docks Roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto A20 0.6 mi
2 mins
41.
Slight left to stay on A20 0.3 mi
42.
At Prince of Wales Roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto A20/Limekiln St 0.2 mi
1 min
43.
At Limekiln Roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto A20 0.3 mi
1 min
44.
At Western Heights Roundabout, take the 1st exit and stay on A20 7.0 mi
8 mins
45.
Continue on M20 (signs for M20/London/Ashford) 49.7 mi
47 mins

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46.
Continue on A20 (signs for London (SE)/Lewisham) 9.7 mi
15 mins
47.
At Clifton's Roundabout, take the 2nd exit and stay on A20 2.2 mi
6 mins
48.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit and stay on A20 1.3 mi
4 mins
49.
Slight left at A2 0.7 mi
2 mins
50.
Slight right at A2/Kender St 72 ft
51.
Turn right at Kender St 0.3 mi
1 min
52.
Turn left at A2 1.9 mi
5 mins
53.
At Brick Layers Arms, take the 1st exit onto A201/New Kent Rd 0.6 mi
2 mins
54.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A302/St George's Rd 0.4 mi
1 min

55.Turn left at A3203/Lambeth Rd 0.6 mi
3 mins

56.At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A3203 0.2 mi
1 min

57.At Horseferry Rd, take the 3rd exit onto A3212 0.4 mi
 
18.Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi
29 days 0 hours

that's a good swim :)
 
until i got to the swim part -I'm thinking why the hell are they going that way -that's idiotic to take 95 and 91 - you know how much traffic is on that road? :D
 
Very Cute!
 
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