Funy ****

alrite now, i made a name for myself for having massive pecs, (at school that is)
im onli 15 rite,
now a bloke, random dude. bit of a prick.
comes up and asks me to teach him how to get big pecs.
so i said alrite ill take u down gym and show u soem basics.
he said if i could get him bigger pecs in 3 months hed giv me 50 bucks,
im like alrite :D! free protein (costs 50 bucks a tub)
anyways i went down one nite with him.
and as we wer bout to start
i said lets go do some benching
he goes alrite, very quietly.
so i went and did a couple benches and then go ure turn.
he goes nah i dont do free weights.
i go :S
so do u do dumbells??
and he goes no
barbells??
no
lat raises with a 10 pound or soemthing.
he goes nah i find it to hard.
im like :|
wtf?!?!
is this normal.. coz i found it hilarious..
and he was telling me he comes to the gym like 3 times a week, (makes u wonder wat he actually does)
 
Diki said:
he said if i could get him bigger pecs in 3 months hed giv me 50 bucks,
im like alrite :D! free protein (costs 50 bucks a tub)

To be honest, that was the only funny thing i found about it. But seriously this guy sounds like he has no idea!
 
Ya wanna hear some funnah shiznaz? My bro you ain't got no grammar up in here. Every line you write just angers me... I feel like I need to punch something to make the world better again... Honestly, I understand your 15 - but come on... Here are some useful resources:




Aight, dun forget to use those next time :D .
 
Oh my God! Thank you so much for saying that:) ! I'm a psycho grammar Nazi, and that was just making my skin crawl! I can't stand when people use misplaced apostrophes, i.e. "we have lots of watermelon's to give away!"
 
Servo888 said:
Ya wanna hear some funnah shiznaz? My bro you ain't got no grammar up in here. Every line you write just angers me... I feel like I need to punch something to make the world better again... Honestly, I understand your 15 - but come on... Here are some useful resources:




Aight, dun forget to use those next time :D .

Bwahahahaha!!!

I couldn't even read it all.

The funny is a guy who can't read asking for help from guy who can't write.:D
 
sheesh sorry..
didn't realise I had to type all proper.
next time ill dot the i's and cross the t's if it helps.
my bad :$
 
Perhaps he was a bit nervous as a beginner didnt want to look a plank by lifting the smallest weights but didnt know where to start?

If you want the $50 you should really have forced him to take that first step?
 
Diki said:
sheesh sorry..
didn't realise I had to type all proper.
next time ill dot the i's and cross the t's if it helps.
my bad :$

Yeah don't worry about. I talk like you do on MSN but in forums people prefer you type properly .
 
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CollegeGirl said:
Oh my God! Thank you so much for saying that:) ! I'm a psycho grammar Nazi, and that was just making my skin crawl! I can't stand when people use misplaced apostrophes, i.e. "we have lots of watermelon's to give away!"

are u a lit major by any chance? coz i am , and it drives me nuts when people are like, " yeah we was here!" im like ahhh!
 
Nobody said:
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LMFAO!!!! THAT MADE ME F'KING LAUGH FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES !! hahaa!! I HATE it when people write like that too.

Its like .... whoa... haha!!
 
tryin2bafitmoma said:
are u a lit major by any chance? coz i am , and it drives me nuts when people are like, " yeah we was here!" im like ahhh!

No, I'm a biochemistry major and a grammar policewoman in my spare time. My parents always spoke to my sis and I like adults when we were little, so I learned a ton of the grammar rules then and I can't shake them. It's hard for me to resist the urge to correct people while talking or in emails, but I generally do as to not seem like a total jerk.:p

I work in a grocery store, and (regarding rainchecks), if I hear one more manager say "We don't got none," I'll scream.:mad:
 
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tryin2bafitmoma said:
are u a lit major by any chance? coz i am , and it drives me nuts when people are like, " yeah we was here!" im like ahhh!

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I figure that I'll have my hands plenty full correcting my students come January. ;)
 
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