Funny Things You Hear at the Gym

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I know we had a thread about funny things you SEE at the gym, but I heard two things recently at the gym that made me laugh, so I thought I would start this thread. Where else could you get away with saying things like this?

#1 Tonight while I was training someone, another trainer was behind me training an older gentleman on the Leg Extension machine. I had my back to her, but heard her say...

"Can't you get it up all the way?" :eek:


#2 In a group fitness class I heard...

"Okay, everyone grab your balls!"

Referring of course, to the Valero medicine balls :cool:


Anyone else have one to share?
 
there is a lady at our gym referred to as anorexic chica...she is older and like really rwrinkley from overtanning. and shes a poser she barely lifts, does no cardio but stands in front of the mirrors for hours stretching with her gym towel...anyway the other ay she was stretching and i was on the treadmill running with some friends and we were gabbing and out of nowhere you hear this almost orgasmic scream...lol we all just start busting out laughing because we know it was her (and we hd just beendiscussing her most recent snide comment to a friend) anyway...one of our other friends who was on the stair mill came over and goes what was that...did u hear that where did it come from and we all are still laughing and point over to where the anorexic chick is...our stairmiller friend said...wow she i need to start doing that...she sounds like shes having an orgasm.

sad thing is ...this is a daily occurance! :)

we also give nicknames to everyone in the gm...do you have any cute names you give people? thers lion man/tiger boy (cuz he paces like a caged lion in between sets), elastic boy cuz he can do the splits better then most chicks i know, poser boy (self explanatory), slacker (a man very dedicated to coming in and lifting everday but complains about trying anything new) hot guy the only guy at the gym i nwo not afraid of wearing a pink shirt, mr flirty...well thats obcious too...cardio queen, shes another obvious, hulk, etc...anyway...do you have nicknames?
 
sorry to bring back dead threads, but hey, this seems like it was a good thread idea

One of the funniest things I ever heard in the gym was when there was some unathletic looking guy training another unathletic lookin guy

"See you wanna do a drop set of curls everytime you do bench, because those are the two MOST IMPORTANT EXERCISES. After you're done with your 5 sets of bench, you go down to DB bench and this time switch to hammer curls. Got it?
 
"I would lift but the reflection of light off of your bald head blinds me"


"Wait a minute Don, keep your head down, there, let me checkout my bicep pose"

:(


Chillen
 
My gym is too hardcore for that sh%% the funniest thing I heard was in the shower room.

"hey man you reckon I need stitches in my shin" (deadlifts)
"Nah man I aint got enough gas to take you to the doctor, theres some tape in my bag"
"Sweet bro"

I walked out and this guy was taping his already soaked with blood gym towel to his leg with duct tape.
 
A lady powerlifter who has a butt like this (because she deadlifts >225lbs):

ghetto20booty.jpg


sees me lift heavy, and says "If you train with me, you could look like me too ;)" <-- She actually winked.
 
NBS 4life said:
My gym is too hardcore for that sh%% the funniest thing I heard was in the shower room.

"hey man you reckon I need stitches in my shin" (deadlifts)
"Nah man I aint got enough gas to take you to the doctor, theres some tape in my bag"
"Sweet bro"

I walked out and this guy was taping his already soaked with blood gym towel to his leg with duct tape.
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lmao, saying that conversation out loud makes it all the funnier.
 
Danger_Dave said:
well normally people with huge asses have huge fat torsos as well, but seriously, her hips must be 3x her waist. not possible?
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Women can get shredded on top (we're talking 6-7%), but then stay 12-15% on the bottom. Take a look an an amateur Figure competitor.

Our lower bodies have more visceral fat (stubborn fat) on the hips, thighs an ass, so we can stay fat down there, and get cut on top.
 
wow. that's pretty interesting, so women can, in a sort of limited way, spot reduce in terms of upper and lower? spot reducing would occur in the entire upper body then?
 
Danger_Dave said:
wow. that's pretty interesting, so women can, in a sort of limited way, spot reduce in terms of upper and lower? spot reducing would occur in the entire upper body then?
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Lol...yes

And then there are certain protocols you use to get rid of the last couple % bfs in the lower body.
 
Danger_Dave said:
wow. that's pretty interesting, so women can, in a sort of limited way, spot reduce in terms of upper and lower? spot reducing would occur in the entire upper body then?
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jaim91 said:
Lol...yes

And then there are certain protocols you use to get rid of the last couple % bfs in the lower body.
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Curious:

What would a typical "spot reducing" lowering the body fat (on the lower abs-only, and not reducing fat on the upper body, etc)) for a woman look like, your view?

Dave is a young man.....and needs steered.......correctly.

:)

Best wishes,


Chillen
 
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Chillen said:
Curious:

What would a typical "spot reducing" lowering the body fat (on the lower abs-only, and not reducing fat on the upper body, etc)) for a woman look like, your view?

Dave is a young man.....and needs steered.......correctly.

:)

Best wishes,


Chillen
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huh??? no understand...
 
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