missblonde4878
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Just a little something to make you guys smile today - that is, if the fact that its FRIDAY isn't enough to make ya smile! 
THEY WALK AMONG US
I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up
$46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She
gave me back $46.64.
I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a
mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She
became indignant and informed me she was educated and
knew what she was doing and returned the money again.
I gave her the money back again... same scenario! I
departed the store with the $46.64.
This happened in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
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I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free
coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she
looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy
one-get one free." "They're already
buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're
both free." She handed me my free sandwiches and I
walked out the door.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
===================
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends
when one
Of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone
looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
They Walk Among Us!
===================
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction was north because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and
said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!
===================
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a call from an individual who
asked what hours the call center was open. I told him,
"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
a week" He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific
time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,
Pacific."
They Walk Among Us!
===================
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to
cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps
it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
===================
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big
party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2
times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They Walk Among Us!
===================
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told
the woman there that my bags never showed up. She
smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"
she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"
They Walk Among Us!
===================
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go He appeared to be alone
and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4
pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
Yep, They Walk Among Us!
===================
They walk among us, AND they reproduce, and, worst of
all,
They VOTE
THEY WALK AMONG US
I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up
$46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She
gave me back $46.64.
I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a
mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She
became indignant and informed me she was educated and
knew what she was doing and returned the money again.
I gave her the money back again... same scenario! I
departed the store with the $46.64.
This happened in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
===================
I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free
coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she
looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy
one-get one free." "They're already
buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're
both free." She handed me my free sandwiches and I
walked out the door.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
===================
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends
when one
Of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone
looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
They Walk Among Us!
===================
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction was north because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and
said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!
===================
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a call from an individual who
asked what hours the call center was open. I told him,
"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
a week" He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific
time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,
Pacific."
They Walk Among Us!
===================
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to
cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps
it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
===================
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big
party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2
times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They Walk Among Us!
===================
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told
the woman there that my bags never showed up. She
smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"
she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"
They Walk Among Us!
===================
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go He appeared to be alone
and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4
pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
Yep, They Walk Among Us!
===================
They walk among us, AND they reproduce, and, worst of
all,
They VOTE
