FINALLY -> truck - testicles arrested.
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Spinner19641
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What?!?
What are 'fake testicles'?
I've never seen fake ones much less hanging from the back of a truck?
What are 'fake testicles'?
I've never seen fake ones much less hanging from the back of a truck?
San2
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That was my first thought as well.
Don't you people have any real problems to worry about?
Fake testicles, really? Oh my, the world must really be coming to an end....
I find religious stickers, pissing little kids and decals announcing 'Little princess on board' tasteless and insulting, but nobdoy's doing anything about them either. Get over yourselves, peeps.
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imaninjadangit
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First, maybe you should be happy that people don't have bigger things to worry about.
Second, how is Little Princess on board insulting? My 3 year old loves princesses, and would go nuts over something like that.
Third, I have seen these testicles. They are fashioned to look and move like real testicles. When I'm in my car with my kids, I would rather not be behind a vehicle with these nasty things right in view...especially with my daughter there. It's tacky and vulgar.
Maybe you should quit being so spiteful. You seem very angry. This is a place to grow as people, not to demean others.
"Plaudite, amici, comedia finita est."
Emerald1
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Yea, I hate seeing those things. Not that I live under a rock ... but I was surprised when I first saw one. I mostly see them on big trucks.
Monster2
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The point is that if you can't even say fuck on public television, you really shouldn't be subjected to this sort of thing. There's plenty of obscenity and vulgarity laws out there, and these truck-balls are pretty high up on my list of things that don't need to be seen in public.
If we can make laws that make young people cover their butts in public, (sagging pants were made illegal in many parts of the USA), then these things should really be eliminated.
Spinner19641
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Okay, they haven't made it to the UK. Didn't even know that was going on.
But this sort of rubbish tends to come and go. Best ignored.
Mind you when I am driving to London early in the morning down the M4 it can be a bit much to be confronted by 20 foot billboards of some guy or gal in their underwear!!!
imaninjadangit
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Nah, the first time I saw them was around 10 years ago, and then as recently as a few weeks ago. Hillbilly vehicle ornaments never go out of fashion. If they did, Walmart would probably go out of business.
GoofyNewfie
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If freedom of speech is on the line I would rather see some white garment wearing racist pig get slapped in the face for his opinion rather than a 65 year old woman for having some fake testicles on her truck. Don't you realize your tax dollars are paying that super trooper who would waste the time/money and the charge, courts, etc.
Old laws and by-laws like that should be abolished. I can watch Lady GaGa grind her hips around and dry hump to the beat at 3pm in the afternoon ON TV. Why can`t this old lady enjoy her balls?
I am with San on this one.
Old laws and by-laws like that should be abolished. I can watch Lady GaGa grind her hips around and dry hump to the beat at 3pm in the afternoon ON TV. Why can`t this old lady enjoy her balls?
I am with San on this one.
Monster2
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Because she was breaking the law. (probably, still being determined)
and I don't think you can watch that sort of thing on non cable channels at that time of day.
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If I got a big pair of latex boobs attached to my car, I know I'd be arrested at some point in time.
This is really no different.
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imaninjadangit
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Our tax dollars are paying for that trooper no matter what. I'd rather see him do something useful than just sit around in his car all day.
There is a big difference between someone expressing themselves artistically(whether it's good art or bad art is not the point) and someone hanging a SCROTUM from their bumper. If I slapped a set of labia on my exhaust, people would be livid, don't you think?
"Plaudite, amici, comedia finita est."
San2
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First, there are bigger things to worry about. The problem is that time and money is wasted on nonsense like that.
Second, I find those 'little princess' stickers insulting to a person's intelligence. If you like them, fine. I don't.
Third, I have seen stickers with peeing little children, half naked women and a gazillion other things on cars, all of which I found either vulgar, ugly, insulting or a whole lot of other things. You know what I did? I looked the other way and ignored it.
Having an opinion doesn't equal spiteful, even if that opinion might not be the most popular one. Not even if I happen not to agree with you.
The article is ridiculous, and the whole thing is a waste of taxpayer's money and court time. But to each their own. If it makes people's world a better place to know that the owners of some fake plastic testicles will be fined, then who am I to argue. <insert a glance of disbelief and a cynical shake of my head here>
Really? I have seen a painting recently, depicting a woman defecating into her own mouth in a rather artistic pose. They called it art. For me, that picture was a whole lot worse than a pair of fake testes on a rear view mirror. And no, I don't think people would be livid about anything like that. Most probably wouldn't even notice. I mean, you can walk around with your belly hanging out, you can whack your boobs out in public to breastfeed....people in general don't seem to be shocked that easily anymore. I honestly fail to see the big deal.
And yes, the cop might have had to be paid anyway, but instead of messing about with some old granny, he could have done something useful instead. And the court time was wasted, and with that, piles of money.
And how exactly was that person breaking the law? How is what she did different from the thousands of trucks that have sillhouettes of naked women as decals on them? When are they going to be pulled over and dragged to court? I mean, we don't have anything else to worry about....might as well have a go at it.
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Sunflower2
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I say leave the old dear to her plastic balls--More power to her!
Also, this is an interesting take on the whole thing--Some very good points raised!
Also, this is an interesting take on the whole thing--Some very good points raised!
Monster2
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Arguing whether or not this is constitutional is sort of absurd. When the founding fathers created the constitution, you can be sure that obscene depictions of body parts weren't an issue.
And you can argue that it's unconstitutional until your blue in the face, but there are crap-loads of legal precedents to uphold this arrest, including the sagging-pants law I've already mentioned.
Sunflower2
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I think getting butt-sore about some plastic balls is pretty absurd but plenty of people are doing so! My grandparents and parents would be pretty shocked by something like that but I can't imagine people getting so riled up over it! The mental imagine of the little old lady fighting for the right to keep her trucknutz is pretty amusing though 
Sunflower2
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Genitalia are offensive? Really? Does Chief Fuda wear a bathing suit when he showers? Or does he just sit in the bath, looking at his junk, thinking, “This is so disgusting and offensive, I wish I could cut these obscene, unholy genitals right off my body”? As for his daughter, I mean, if the worst thing your little girl is exposed to in this day and age is plastic or chrome nuts, then I think she’s pretty well sheltered. She’s gonna have one hell of an adjustment period when she gets to college, but don’t worry, I’m sure there will be a lot of nice Carolina boys happy to show Miss Fuda some nuts that cannot easily be mounted on the back of a car.
My favorite part! Mwahaha
My favorite part! Mwahaha
ChefChiTown
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People tend to forget that children have eyes.
San2
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Yes, they have eyes, and they will see things sooner or later. We live in the times of TVs and computers, and children are subjected to things way worse than a pair of obviously fake plastic testes dangling from a bumper on a regular basis.
Let's face it, if they don't know what it is, they won't figure it out on their own either, and you can just feed them some bs story. If they do know what it is, there is no reason to get into a huff over it, because it's 'too late' already anyway.
Let's face it, if they don't know what it is, they won't figure it out on their own either, and you can just feed them some bs story. If they do know what it is, there is no reason to get into a huff over it, because it's 'too late' already anyway.