I notice that the most current poll always gets tons of spam.
So being cunning, and noticing we are getting tons of spam lately, i created this poll to catch bunches of em
I'd love to tell you, but before I answer, allow me to take a moment of your time...
Are you sick and tired of feeling fat? Are you sick and tired of your clothes not fitting right? Are you sick and tired of sweating, just from standing up? Are you sick and tired of people giving you funny looks? Are you sick and tired of never getting laid, because everyone thinks you're a disgusting pig and wouldn't touch you with a 20 foot pole? Well, fear no more. The answer to all of your problems is here. Introducing...
FatBlaster 4000!!!
That's right...FatBlaster 4000 is here and it's ready to help you shed that fat and get your blubber under control!!!
FatBlaster 4000 is an easy to swallow, once a day tablet, that can be taken with a glass of water, a drink from a fountain or even your morning coffee. Just take one FatBlaster 4000 tablet each day and get ready for the ride of your lifetime. The sexy train will pulling into your station before you know it!!!
With it's patented Blub-B-Gone techonology, FatBlaster 4000 eats away at your body's fat, even while you sleep!!! So far, over 2 MILLION tablets have been sold across the world. Just look at what people are saying!!!...
"I saw the ad for FatBlaster on the TV and thought I would give it a try. Boy, I'm sure glad I did!"
- Neil, Boston
"My best friend started taking FatBlaster last year and, even though she's dead now, she still looks great!"
- Samantha, Houston
"If it wasn't for FatBlaster, my penis would never get touched...by a woman at least!!!"
- Jeff, Atlanta
"FatBlaster 4000 gave me colon cancer."
- Reggie, Miami
HA HA HA, FatBlaster 4000 must also give you a sense of humor, because that last guy is a joker!!! ANYWAY...
For a limited time offer, FatBlaster 4000 can be yours for only 3 easy installments of $89.99!!! That's right, just 3 easy installments of $89.99!!!
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Side effects include headaches, stomach pain, bloody diarhhea, anal leakage, loss of sexual arousal, herpes, unsightly nipple hair, uncontrollable vomitting, terrible body odor, decrease in semen and paralysis. Women who are pregnant, or thinking about getting pregnant, should not take FatBlaster4000, as it will cause your baby's penis to fall off. By purchasing FatBlaster4000, you are waiving all legal rights and can not sue for painful side effects, injuries or deaths that occur from the usage of the FatBlaster4000 product. FatBlaster4000 has a 47% fatality rate when taken. Use at your own risk.
Ummmmmm, ok, now for my answer...
I hate spamming weight loss products. Anyone who does so should be fingered. And, not in a pleasant way either.