Do you have a cleanbutt?

LMAOOOOOOOOOO, F**king hell i LMFAO at this sh1t.

Funny as f**k man.
 
You know WHAT?

I dont want a clean BUTT.

I like the "rock-on" SMUT up my BUTT

It makes me a NUT, and prevents me from going into a dieting RUT

And you know WHAT?

A BUTT clogged with "rock-on" SMUT, will make you STRUT because you sit higher and mightier than Jabba-the-Hut

Therefore, put multiple meals of "rock-ons" in your GUT, it WILL clog and fire-up your BUTT!

:yelrotflmao:


Best wishes,


Chillen
 
The CleanButt Bidet Spa is like the anti-German toilet (these are only in the older areas -- there are normal toilets in Germany):

I particularly enjoyed the fieldwork undertaken by Scott Anderson:

After reading that, I much prefer the CleanButt Bidet Spa :) Particularly for my colonic health :D
 
Why do people get so freaked out about bidets? It just rinses your ass off. Do they think it sprays inside you or something?
 
Hahaha, I've just wondered how you just go about your business after an asshole soaking? Isn't it all wet and you'd need to like wipe it anyways?
 
YES BIDETS!!!

Went to Spain in high school for 3 weeks with my Spanish class, and this was a necessity in every bathroom. All the girls were shy or hesitant about trying it. However, you couldn't get the guys off of them, including myself. Once I strike it rich, I'm going to have a bidet in every bathroom, including the kitchen.

Don't knock it until you try it.
 
Bidets are actually quite nice. So are the heated toilet seats. FT is right. They're all over Europe.

Except Germany ... we've got the shelf. Figures ... master race indeed ... :D
 
It's about time Americans get clean butts too

I have recently been doing a lot of research & learning about bidets because my husband & I are replacing our toilet w/a water saving one that is also a "comfort level" one when we are remodeling it. Until I get symptoms of my firbromyalgia & pancreatitis under control, I get a lot of stomach distress & diarrhea, which is a pain (literally) & a hassle to deal w/. Something I've learned is that America seems to be a little behind some other areas on conservation & cleanliness. In addition, "...the French fixture has been appearing in some U.S. lavatories, with several models available domestically." It isn't only just a French thing, either, it is common in Europe, Latin America & Japan.
"While Americans can be culturally squeamish about touching these areas, proponents of bidets argue that water is a naturally better cleaning agent than dry paper.

Toilet paper has been perfumed, decorated in color, sterilized and made antiseptic," says the website of American Bidet, a domestic bidet dealer, but, nevertheless, it is still dry paper and only a step better in evolutionary improvement than the pages of the mail order catalogue or the barbaric plantain leaf. Although people generally still apply toilet paper after using the bidet, they say they use a lot less. They also point out that people wash their hands after using a bidet just as they would after using toilet paper.
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Here is one page I read recently on HGTV about them:

At the bottom of the page are links to different companies that you can find them. I'm actually interested in what is referred to as a "washlet" that can be attached to a toilet, it seems like it might be a little more economical. You can buy a heated seat (our bathroom gets very cold, it's a cottage from the '50's) w/ everything attached, including hoses w/ adjustable temperatures of water & warm air to dry you (saves on toilet paper that way) I want one w/ a light attached so my dh doesn't miss at night!

I, for one, am ready to join the rest of the world w/ a clean butt all the time. :cool3:

P.S. BTW, I have started eating a LOT of roughage & leafy green vegetables since I came here--spinach is in just about everything I make or eat. It still often happens after overextending myself, anyway, but I'm gonna keep on keeping on!
 
theGOOCH said:
Why do people get so freaked out about bidets? It just rinses your ass off. Do they think it sprays inside you or something?
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There is nothing wrong with a bidet, hell, we had them in our house when I was in high school. It's all the other stuff they put with this one that seemed a bit much.......
 
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