desparate for .... pizza?

Monster2

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I've heard some stupid criminals, but this guy is just.... pathetic. Bleach.. in the poor guy's eyes, for a PIZZA? I hope this guy get the book thrown at him. I don't think that even the max. sentence (12 years) is enough for this mental midget. We need to be protected from this level of stupidity!
What he really should be charged with is aggravated assault. Why he isn't??? This makes no damn sense to me whatsoever.

A New Orleans pizza delivery man is still having trouble seeing after a robber threw bleach in his eyes last week in an effort to steal a pie he ordered.
alexis.jpgTerrence 'Baby Tee' Alexis

That's the scene a police report paints of the events that led to the arrest of Terrence "Baby Tee" Alexis.

New Orleans police were led to 19-year-old Alexis through several sources, the report said. Officers arrested him Friday at the 2nd District police station in the 4300 block of Magazine Street and jailed him on charges of simple robbery and second-degree battery.

Last Thursday about 2:30 p.m., the Domino's Pizza delivery man, whom police did not identify, pulled up to a house in the 8600 block of Palm Street in Hollygrove. He walked to the front door and began to knock when a man standing nearby said he lived there. The man, identified in the police report as Alexis, told the driver to keep knocking and someone would answer.

Then, unexpectedly, Alexis allegedly splashed a cup of bleach into the delivery man's eyes, blinding him, and stole the pizza, police said.

The delivery man ran back to his car. "You know you're not supposed to be back here, white boy!" Alexis allegedly yelled as the man pulled away.

A day after the incident, Detective Kevin Williams went to Alexis' house in the 3500 block of Monroe Street, around the corner from the delivery location, and spoke to Alexis' parents, who put Williams in touch with their son, police said.

The 4-foot, 11-inch, 309-pound Alexis agreed to meet with investigators at the 2nd District station on Magazine Street. It was there, according to the police report, that he confessed that he planned to fling bleach in the delivery man's face as a way to steal the pizza. Alexis told police he had an accomplice, identified in the police report as Jacoby Panier. Police on Thursday did not return phone calls seeking information about a second suspect in the case.

Police told the Uptown Messenger, a neighborhood news website, that the driver's blindness is believed to be temporary, but that on Thursday he still could not see. Attempts to contact the pizza store's owner were unsuccessful Thursday night.

The episode was not Alexis' first brush with the law.

Court records show he was arrested and booked in July with aggravated assault, illegally carrying a concealed weapon and aggravated assault with a firearm. Records show that in September he took an "Alford plea," meaning he did not admit he was guilty but conceded that the strong evidence could have led to his conviction.

Criminal District Court Judge Laurie White gave Alexis credit for time served, meaning he was released at that time after having spent 54 days in jail, the records show.

Each of the charges Alexis pleaded to carries a maximum sentence of six months in prison, according to Orleans Parish District Attorney's office spokesman Chris Bowman. Asked to comment on the sentence imposed on Alexis, Bowman said: "Sentencing is up to the judge."

Alexis could face up to a combined total of 12 years in prison if he is convicted of the two most recent charges.
 
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How can you splash bleach into someone's eyes for pizza (or anything else!)? It doesn't help that he's 309lbs. This is embarrassing and fuels stereotypical ideas about overweight people. I feel so bad for the delivery boy.

Eye Sight > Eating Pizza
 
How can you splash bleach into someone's eyes for pizza (or anything else!)? It doesn't help that he's 309lbs. This is embarrassing and fuels stereotypical ideas about overweight people. I feel so bad for the delivery boy.
Eye Sight > Eating Pizza
^ Yeah.. right! absolutely. How much of an asshole do you have to be to plan something like this. I'm really pissed that the DA doesn't press for aggravated charges, since it was clearly PREMEDITATED and he used a weapon. Maybe those charges will be added later, or maybe they'll add more charges to get this guy a long sentence.
 
In all fairness, if someone showed up at my front door holding a DOMINO's pizza, I'd probably throw bleach in their eyes too.
 
You know.... Emerald got me thinking......
Why did they print his weight? CUZ HE'S FAT. They never print anyone's weight unless it's somehow (perceived as being) relevant. Yes, this is another example of the media persecuting overweight people.
 
You know.... Emerald got me thinking......
Why did they print his weight? CUZ HE'S FAT. They never print anyone's weight unless it's somehow (perceived as being) relevant. Yes, this is another example of the media persecuting overweight people.

Wow Monster I didn't even catch that. Even though I noticed it....I didn't notice it. lol
 
Slightly off the point but why do Americans call it a pizza pie? Is that like a normal flat pizza?

Anyway it is disgusting. That smacks of mental illness to me rather than pizza craving. I agree that printing his weight is purely sizest. How do they even know his weight? Its like when the news type someone's age, it pointless information other than to lead you to a certain conclusion.
 
You know.... Emerald got me thinking......
Why did they print his weight? CUZ HE'S FAT. They never print anyone's weight unless it's somehow (perceived as being) relevant. Yes, this is another example of the media persecuting overweight people.

Slightly off the point but why do Americans call it a pizza pie? Is that like a normal flat pizza?

Anyway it is disgusting. That smacks of mental illness to me rather than pizza craving. I agree that printing his weight is purely sizest. How do they even know his weight? Its like when the news type someone's age, it pointless information other than to lead you to a certain conclusion.

I'm sorry, but I have to laugh at this. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Printing his weight is no different than printing his height. What does his height of 4' 11" have to do with the story? Why bash the media for printing his weight, as it seems to be "sizest", but not say anything about how they printed his height? Are short people everywhere reading this and seeing that they printed his height, and going, "OMG!!! WTF!!! What does his height have to do with this? Man, this is making short people everywhere look baaaaad!!!" No, they're not. And, I don't think we heavyweights should nitpick and claim that the media is only printing his weight to make fat people look bad.

Now, I won't deny that the media often prints unnecessary details in order to bring more attention to the story (IE - an off duty police officer was arrested for drunk driving - what does his profession have to do with the story? - if he was a bank teller or McDonald's employee, would the media still print their profession? - no, probably not - they print that he's a police officer because it makes the story more compelling and interesting to the readers - it evokes more emotion and outrage, which brings more attention to the story - more attention equals ratings, which is why they do that), but this is not one of those cases. Whether the media printed his weight or not, everybody reading this story would still have the same reaction - "What a fat f*ck."
 
Slightly off the point but why do Americans call it a pizza pie? Is that like a normal flat pizza?
Pizza pie is just pizza. Calling it pizza pie is a very old tradition. In modern terms, I think it refers to a thicker pizza, but that wasn't always the case.
 
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