Dating

I want to hear some dating stories! I just started dating again....after being in school for a long time, and I got on a free dating site and am also dating people I meet in person of course. It seems so hard to meet the right person!! Here are the conclusions of my recent dates:

dude #1 - date went well, but he ended it after dinner because he didnt want to miss the new House episode. really? wtf?! So i thought it was a sign that he wasnt interested in anything further. Then he walked me to my car and asked to see me again. dumbass.

dude #2 - took me to a burger joint! i mean, i love me some burgers but for a first date? arghh! literally eating out of plastic baskets.

dude #3 - he just ended a divorce, probably about 1 yr ago or less so he is "trying to find himself" and crap like that. great guy though, but im not a fan of being a rebound.

In between, there were a few potential dates but I couldnt get past a general conversation either because of halitosis, general retardedness, not making much money or having any goals in life, or something wrong with them.

Anyone else having these issues?
 
Classy dudes down there taking you to burger joints. LOL

Hmmm watching House or hooking up with a hot chick? Which do I pick? Hmmmmm

I had a stalker once. Thats the extent of my horror stories. She actually rammed my truck at a stop light and tried pushing it into the intersection. I just sat there while her little Jetta was trying to move my Ram. Tires squealing and not going anywhere. Police came and arrested her for possession of marijuana. LMAO!
 
In between, there were a few potential dates but I couldnt get past a general conversation either because of halitosis, general retardedness, not making much money or having any goals in life, or something wrong with them.

Haha, maybe you deserve to stay single
 
I had a stalker once. Thats the extent of my horror stories. She actually rammed my truck at a stop light and tried pushing it into the intersection. I just sat there while her little Jetta was trying to move my Ram. Tires squealing and not going anywhere. Police came and arrested her for possession of marijuana. LMAO!

Marijuana? She tried to kill you and they arrest her for possession? Haha, that’s everything that’s wrong with the police right there,
Try and kill someone you’ve been stalking? – Tut tut, please don’t do that any more or I’ll have to give you a warning
You get high in your spare time? – You’re going down for a 10 stretch you evil monster whore
 
Haha, maybe you deserve to stay single

Whatever! I knew I would get knocked for saying that. I just mean that I am independent and I make my own cash, therefore, I do not want to take care of a man in that way. I think when 2 people are married, they should share everything, but I had a boyfriend once that decided I would pay for everything. screw that! i want a man who can make his own cash just like me.
 
Marijuana? She tried to kill you and they arrest her for possession? Haha, that’s everything that’s wrong with the police right there,
Try and kill someone you’ve been stalking? – Tut tut, please don’t do that any more or I’ll have to give you a warning
You get high in your spare time? – You’re going down for a 10 stretch you evil monster whore

Actually the cops asked me if I wanted to press vehicular assualt charges and I declined.
 
Actually the cops asked me if I wanted to press vehicular assualt charges and I declined.

Yea psychos are just a great ball of fun! My friend had a psycho in her car while she was driving, he put the automatic transmission into park while she was in drive. of course it messed up the transmission. he began violently ripping wiper blades off, rear view mirror, the stick for the gears, everything he ripped apart and at one point my friend had her arm out trying to block him from tearing up anything else, her ring on her finger cut the guys lip. so she went to jail because he had a bleeding lip. i just love the police.
 
I've never really "dated" in the true sense of the word. I'm usually the type to find someone I am interested in and pursue. Not much into the whole see a few different people casually type thing and see what takes off and what doesn't.

In the past while exploring the Match.com world, I've dated a few wierdos and a few "I'm too good for you"s, a mid-divorce, and others.

I'm done trying to "find" someone. I'm just gonna live life, and if someone I see a potential spark with happens to cross my path then I'll go from there. Trying to find someone is just too complex nowadays with the psycho-babble about every aspect of what to look for in a person, what personalities work with others, the physical demands that every has, and of course the big ole' question of when should we have sex.

Go out, live life and go with the flow. Meet people and if something develops then great if not then oh well.
 
Whatever! I knew I would get knocked for saying that. I just mean that I am independent and I make my own cash, therefore, I do not want to take care of a man in that way.

The richest guy I know has no job, looks like a bum and never buys himself new clothes or anything. He talks like a common guy and most people dismiss him as being some kind of drunken loser.

If he fancied his own island in the sun though I’m sure he’d have a more than a few spare million that he wouldn’t notice going missing.

Judge a guy on who he is and not his income; if you’re a good judge of character then you won’t need to support him if things go further between you, he’ll just start to sort his finances out when the time requires it. Good people tend to do what's right when it's required of them.
 
McDonalds alllllll the way for a first date.

Damn right, it's where I took my girlfriend on our first two dates :D
I worked in a supermarket and had no money

Last month though I bought my girlfriend a Chloe handbag for her birthday and a Merc C-class Kompressor for Christmas.

I don't mind doing it because I know she loves me for me; otherwise she wouldn't have spent those years eating noodles and shopping for clothes in supermarkets.
She went with her heart not my salary; always the best option
 
The richest guy I know has no job, looks like a bum and never buys himself new clothes or anything. He talks like a common guy and most people dismiss him as being some kind of drunken loser.

If he fancied his own island in the sun though I’m sure he’d have a more than a few spare million that he wouldn’t notice going missing.

Judge a guy on who he is and not his income; if you’re a good judge of character then you won’t need to support him if things go further between you, he’ll just start to sort his finances out when the time requires it. Good people tend to do what's right when it's required of them.

Well, my last boyfriend, for example, I knew he had no goals and he lived paycheck to paycheck. he would go broke and expect me to pay. how am i supposed to hope for the best and hope he changes his ways and gets rich? his dad lives in a trailer dump where the floors are about to blow. i know the grandson of Merck, the pharmaceutical company, he stinks so bad, he never showers but he has inherited a lot of money. i would never date him because he smells bad! yes, its hard to judge character, but im getting better at it. im more cautious of weeding out psychos and people that will bring me down while im climbing up.
 
Well, my last boyfriend, for example, I knew he had no goals and he lived paycheck to paycheck. he would go broke and expect me to pay. how am i supposed to hope for the best and hope he changes his ways and gets rich? his dad lives in a trailer dump where the floors are about to blow. i know the grandson of Merck, the pharmaceutical company, he stinks so bad, he never showers but he has inherited a lot of money. i would never date him because he smells bad! yes, its hard to judge character, but im getting better at it. im more cautious of weeding out psychos and people that will bring me down while im climbing up.

This guy sounds like a real catch. You should have hung on for dear life.
 
This guy sounds like a real catch. You should have hung on for dear life.

It seems as though I attract the leeches because this guy still texts me. Its been a year. Some people just cant take a hint. Oh and this guy never showered either.
 
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