Complete the Story :)

[Big_Idiot]

Another boredem, F*cked up idea thread that i got from my old forum i was at. Like the 1-1000,000 thread

No more than 5 words, ill start the sh!t...



Once apon a time.......

 

[Kraken]

.....BigTom stumbled upon a ***** pump

 

[Big_Idiot]

But realised it was Karky's....

 

[Kraken]

Karky's women didn't know what to do

 

[Greenhorn Gal]

So they took it to

 

[Woodt]

somebody who could handle it...

 

[marko157]

and that was flyinfree

 

[Greenhorn Gal]

who showed it to his

 

[Woodt]

mother who reached down and...

 

[Kraken]

wow son you're dad isn't this small

 

[nattybohfiend]

said, "well, that's my mama!"

 

[Greenhorn Gal]

She threw the pump in

 

[Kraken]

and was delighted with the results

 

[marko157]

but it also caused a rash on ...

 

[Woodt]

their sheeps bottom...

 

[flyinfree]

so Marko licked it clean

 

[Chillen]

And, this caused Marko's tongue to become GREEN and the doctor had to remove his SPLEEN.

Marko then became MEAN and this created a bulge in his JEAN

 

[NBS 4life]

Which was not his spleen but his.......

 

[Woodt]

parasite's head which he had caught on holiday and had crawl up his ...

 

[Phate89]

nose which made him very...