Classic pick up lines

Some cheese ball at a club when I was 21, after he followed me around for a while, says.... "You're hot, I have a van" :11doh:

He was so sleezy I ran away!
 
chihiro said:
Some cheese ball at a club when I was 21, after he followed me around for a while, says.... "You're hot, I have a van" :11doh:

He was so sleezy I ran away!
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LOL the shoe one is better than that.

He didn't mention anything about stuffed animals or candy in the van did he?
 
My all time favorites from Glenn Quagmire (Family Guy)...

"Lets let only latex stand between our love"

"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you"

"Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?"
 
Hi, I like you. Do you like me?

Corny yes. Does it work? 99% of the time it doesn't, but I'm waiting for that 1%.
 
I've been trained to trail the scent of explosive material and

*SNIFF SNIFF*

(take a big whiff here)...

Baby, You're Dynamite.
 
Why catch 100s of bad fishes when you can catch that one good one? Sort of like Moby Dick. I mean you can catch other whales, but it's not the same as catching Moby Dick.
 
Kraken said:
what you've heard and what you used.

My personal favorite is

"Nice shoes, wanna f***?
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I have one....

I was at a nightclub and this guy came and sat next to me (turned out he was the drummer for The Cult) and said, "I got a hotel room with a bed big enough for 40 people...."

how dumb is that?:yelrotflmao:

I told him to find 40 other people....I wasn't interested....
 
Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Cuz I can see myself in your pants.

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
 
I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox! - classic

Bond. James Bond. - Bringing out the 'big guns'


Hi, you'll do. - my alternative

Your search is over, here I am. - always works for me

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

etc etc.
 
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