calling out ILM (i_love_muscle)!!! get in here!

Quick, I found this sizzlin hot dancer...a shoe-in for the audition. But before you click on it, here's a quick word from my favorite gay, Michael K. about him...rofl

"Shane Mercado and Beyonce have both been dethroned as the reigning Sasha Fierce! Cubby from 96.1 The Beat in Charlotte has shown them both exactly how it's done. Just keep your eyes up while watching. Don't look down. Trust me. Don't look at his fromagerie area. It will cause your eyes to go into seizures and your brain will start asking a million questions. You will wake up in the middle of the night screaming, "Why does it look like the Elephant Man's face down there?" Just watch his hot moves from the torso up.

And even the camera knows this **** it's hot. It's shaking its ass with him
."-- Michael K
 
"... Trust me. Don't look at his fromagerie area. It will cause your eyes to go into seizures and your brain will start asking a million questions. You will wake up in the middle of the night screaming, "Why does it look like the Elephant Man's face down there?" Just watch his hot moves from the torso up.

I don't know any gay guy who would be willing to explore that terrain :D

I also don't know any gay guys that look like Cubby ... we so need the vomit smiley on this forum ... that was so disgusting. I'm glad I hadn't just eaten lunch :eek:
 
I don't know any gay guy who would be willing to explore that terrain :D

I also don't know any gay guys that look like Cubby ... we so need the vomit smiley on this forum ... that was so disgusting. I'm glad I hadn't just eaten lunch :eek:

he..he... he's not gay, he's a DJ at some radio station...sexy huh? check out the back! Hot!
 
oh come on, Click On It .. HE'S WEARING LYCRA!!!

Okay....I hit it. That's not lycra, that's spandex....but more critically, it's WRONG and it don't get no wronger! Well, at least he wore black ;)

I've seen Beyonce' and her various versions of that song. I never took notice of her or her music until that point. She did a performance in Time Square or something like that...her and her girls were wearing these all-black body-suits and you just have to give it up to her for having the body & confidence to pull that off. Black boots, gloves, the whole 9-lycra yards! :D

Ya know what scares me the most Alice....is that you find stuff like this, you truly do walk in Wonderland. Best you click your stiletto's and get the **** out of there! Cause **** like that just might be contagious and it'd be a shame to lose a sweet charmer like you to such nonsense! :)
 
Ya know what scares me the most Alice....is that you find stuff like this, you truly do walk in Wonderland. Best you click your stiletto's and get the **** out of there! Cause **** like that just might be contagious and it'd be a shame to lose a sweet charmer like you to such nonsense! :)

Aw come on, you like it and we both know it!! Lose me to what? I'm already there hon...I just can't promise you that I'm gonna wear lycra/speedos/polyesters---or a hybrid of all those! I don't wear the stilettos pictured (in profile) anyway, I can't walk in those things even though I could use it to boost my midget height.
 
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