Another Story Game.....

Monster2

Monster2

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Well.. the last one really sort of died..... why?
I think because there was too much forcing the story along. Let's try and take this next one at a slower pace, and not rush the storyline.
Enjoy the details!
And Chefchitown..... no more shenanigans, please... it will kill our story.. dead... quickly.
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So.....
Let's begin again, shall we?
Once upon a time, long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away..... :conehead:
 
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Monster said:
And Chefchitown..... no more shenanigans, please... it will kill our story.. dead... quickly.
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Yes, because saying that a nuclear bomb fell out of the sky had nothing to do with the story ending.

:doh:
 
Monster said:
Really?..... Do you want to continue that story, go right ahead....
just ignore my last entry.... pretty simple.
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I could say the same thing to you about my entries in that story. You could've just ignored them.

My entries didn't end or ruin that story. They just didn't say what you wanted them to say and it upsets you. That's the whole point of the game anyway - to be goofy and say random things that don't make sense. It's not like some book publisher is going to browse through random Internet forums, come across this one, see the "Let's Write a Story Game" thread, sift through the entries, take interest in the story until they see my entries then go, "Well, we would've paid good money for the rights to this story, but this ChefChiTown fella ruined the whole thing by being funny and making the story more interesting. I mean, who wants to read something funny?"

It's a game...that's played on the Internet...what did you expect? Everybody to write bland, on-point things for hundreds and hundreds of pages? Come on.

Anyway, here...let me help you get this new story started.

Monster said:
Once upon a time, long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away..... :conehead:
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A Russian cosmonaut was drifting aimlessly in space among the stars.
 
ChefChiTown said:
I could say the same thing to you about my entries in that story. You could've just ignored them.

My entries didn't end or ruin that story. They just didn't say what you wanted them to say and it upsets you. That's the whole point of the game anyway - to be goofy and say random things that don't make sense.
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Chef, you're the worst the mind reader I've ever seen,... even on the internet.
If you really could read my mind, yours would simply explode.
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Also, Chef.. could you clear this up for the sake of the story, please?
How does a cosmonaut who is drifting all of a suddenly do anything "one day"?
Is he in a space station, or ship? I'd really like to help continue this story, but IMO you left out too many critical details.
From the current description, my assumption would be that's he's been drifting out in space for days. Is he in his space suit? How does he have any food or water, and what about air?
 
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Monster said:
Chef, you're the worst the mind reader I've ever seen,... even on the internet.
If you really could read my mind, yours would simply explode.
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Also, Chef.. could you clear this up for the sake of the story, please?
How does a cosmonaut who is drifting all of a suddenly do anything "one day"?
Is he in a space station, or ship? I'd really like to help continue this story, but IMO you left out too many critical details.
From the current description, my assumption would be that's he's been drifting out in space for days. Is he in his space suit? How does he have any food or water, and what about air?
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Oh, I'm sorry...I wasn't aware that Leo Tolstoy was a member of this forum. Thank you for your professional writing critiques. I truly value your opinion, given your professional experience as an author. I mean, not just anyone can come up with priceless gems like "Once upon a time, long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away..." I've never heard that before. Where do you come up this stuff?!?!? Man, if only the rest of us could have access to your genius.

Anyway, enough of the sarcasm. All you have basically done since I threw in my original addition (of Jesus having a boner - in the other story game thread) is whine. Why? Oh, I know why...because you're not happy with what I have written. The story in the other thread didn't go the way YOU wanted it to go, so you threw a temper tantrum, opened up a story game thread of your own and then basically told me not to post in it. You didn't want any "shenanigans", as you called it.

Well, I just gave you something that was clearly not shenanigans, but you're still complaining? Now my addition didn't have enough detail? That's your problem? Come on, man. You can't be serious. I'm sorry I didn't include the picturesque vision of "Once upon a time, long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away..." like you did. Now that is just loooooaded with detail. :rolleyes:

And, if what I have written didn't make the story clear, then why don't you use your expert analysis and make the necessary additions? I mean, such a wordsmith as yourself should have no problem figuring out how to continue on with "Then, one day, he spotted something off in the distance."

But, I'll appease your frustration and give you some more detail, ok? Alright, so here we go. After this, the ball is in your court...

"Then, at 4:12AM on April 13, 2057, he saw the dead body of a friend he had known from high school, named Gerard P. Monkeynuggets III, who was wearing black Levi's 501 jeans (size 38/32), a faded purple hoodless sweatshirt with a picture of a horribly diseased cow riding a skateboard which was apparently made of feces, with the words 'CowaDUNGa' printed across the chest, and a pair of Mickey Mouse ears exactly 3,487.2935839 meters off in the distance."
 
ChefChiTown said:
Oh, I'm sorry...I wasn't aware that Leo Tolstoy was a member of this forum. Thank you for your professional writing critiques. I truly value your opinion, given your professional experience as an author. I mean, not just anyone can come up with priceless gems like "Once upon a time, long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away..." I've never heard that before. Where do you come up this stuff?!?!? Man, if only the rest of us could have access to your genius.

Anyway, enough of the sarcasm. All you have basically done since I threw in my original addition (of Jesus having a boner - in the other story game thread) is whine. Why? Oh, I know why...because you're not happy with what I have written. The story in the other thread didn't go the way YOU wanted it to go, so you threw a temper tantrum, opened up a story game thread of your own and then basically told me not to post in it. You didn't want any "shenanigans", as you called it.

Well, I just gave you something that was clearly not shenanigans, but you're still complaining? Now my addition didn't have enough detail? That's your problem? Come on, man. You can't be serious. I'm sorry I didn't include the picturesque vision of "Once upon a time, long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away..." like you did. Now that is just loooooaded with detail. :rolleyes:

And, if what I have written didn't make the story clear, then why don't you use your expert analysis and make the necessary additions? I mean, such a wordsmith as yourself should have no problem figuring out how to continue on with "Then, one day, he spotted something off in the distance."

But, I'll appease your frustration and give you some more detail, ok? Alright, so here we go. After this, the ball is in your court...

"Then, at 4:12AM on April 13, 2057, he saw the dead body of a friend he had known from high school, named Gerard P. Monkeynuggets III, who was wearing black Levi's 501 jeans (size 38/32), a faded purple hoodless sweatshirt with a picture of a horribly diseased cow riding a skateboard which was apparently made of feces, with the words 'CowaDUNGa' printed across the chest, and a pair of Mickey Mouse ears exactly 3,487.2935839 meters off in the distance."
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Oh, dear chef! Why are you so full of bitterness?
I don't know what you consider complaining, but I was really just wondering how would someone end up in a situation like that so I could continue with the story. Maybe you should reread my post.
And, sadly.... I'm still not seeing the picture of what's going on with the cosmonaut.
 
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PS Anthony says hi :p
 
ChefChiTown said:
Then, one day, he spotted something off in the distance.
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Upon closer inspection, he realised it was Monster and Chef both squeezed into the same spacesuit, which was terribly awkward for both parties.

*Ducks before I get backhanded across the face*
 
Tourniquet said:
Upon closer inspection, he realised it was Monster and Chef both squeezed into the same spacesuit, which was terribly awkward for both parties.

*Ducks before I get backhanded across the face*
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He couldn't believe it, so he took an even closer look and realized that they were...kissing?
 
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ChefChiTown said:
He couldn't believe it, so he took an even closer look and realized that they were...kissing?
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But then it turned out they were just arguing with their faces REALLY close together, like baseball coaches from opposing teams do on ESPN.
 
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