Sport All Sprout Diet

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Typhon

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So I’ve been on an all sprout diet for the last 3 months, about 3 kilos a day, but recently I’ve found my D*ck has stopped working. Could this be because of the sprouts?

Even when my missus tries to get me going orally I just end up farting in her face and making her sick. I’ve even knocked her out twice with the smell.

Do you think I should change my diet? Maybe add some baked beans?
 
Personally Typhon,

I feel that if your missus cannot handle a bit of sprout draft then you should end if with her, regardless whether your married or have kids.

It's a very common, huge problem in relationships these days. Sprout draft must be tolerated.
 
The sprouts can be a very serious problem. It can cause dehydration as well as lead to an imbalance in your electrolytes. To combat this problem you should try to get more fiber in your diet!

I also agree with the above, sprout drafts must be tolerated. Anything else is simply unacceptable!
 
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