A time for me to vent thread

I hate her too.


You know mma, whoop her ass.
 
I need a new place to live fast, or im gonna end up going insane..

she keeps leaving and coming back, I think im rid of her, then she tells me shes not going. I personally think shes just screwing with me...
 
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Have you tryed tieing her up and hanging in her upside down in the attic?

If you fancy coming to England I can put you up for a while!

It'll be like Shotokan Vs Wado Ryu!!!!!!
 
Yeah, we should just get the whole fitness.com crew up to stay at your house!!!!

I can make quite a mess when I'm drunk!
 
Hahahaha a bunch of drunk badasses in one room...we can even get Evo some hammers that he can throw around while yelling "THOOOOOOR!"

That'll scare that **** outta that bitch.
 
LeiYunFat said:
Hahahaha a bunch of drunk badasses in one room...we can even get Evo some hammers that he can throw around while yelling "THOOOOOOR!"

That'll scare that **** outta that bitch.
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ok then, evo throwing hammers, Lei goin all crazy ninja on the furniture, me throwing beer cans at ya both... matt changing all our names since he abuses his power...


word.
 
I bet she leave within a week and never come back if we follow these 5 simple rules
1. No showering or changing of T-shirts.
2. You must open a new beer every hour, on the hour.
3. All empty cans stay in plan site (never in the bin) so you can marvel over how much you have drunk and maybe even build a beer can statue of yourself.
4. You may not leave a room to fart, unless your ex-wife is in another room, then you may fart the same room as her.
5. The TV must stay at max volume 24/7, even if you are asleep.
 
R.Lewis said:
I bet she leave within a week and never come back if we follow these 5 simple rules
1. No showering or changing of T-shirts.
2. You must open a new beer every hour, on the hour.
3. All empty cans stay in plan site (never in the bin) so you can marvel over how much you have drunk and maybe even build a beer can statue of yourself.
4. You may not leave a room to fart, unless your ex-wife is in another room, then you may fart the same room as her.
5. The TV must stay at max volume 24/7, even if you are asleep.
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OH Gawd, That would definetly work on me. I would be gone before the end of the 3rd day...LMAO!
 
We would protect you.
Every time she went to speak, every one would cover your ears while Evo picks her up by her feet and hammer throws her out the window.
 
*off topic*

uh oh, Russ went all chuck norris on us... lets start the Norrisisms..

Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands and when he left, they were just the islands...

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes the earth down instead of pushing his body up...

The boogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris...
 
Chuck Norris can speak Braille

They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."

Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.

Chuck Norris neither melts in your mouth nor in your hand. He shreds your trachea before ravaging your soul with a combination of chocolate, whickey, roundhouse kicks and death. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.
 
LOL ok so I don't have any norrisisms, but have you tried looking at lots of pics of hot women on the internet while she is around? That would do it for me! That would work and ignoring her, using selective hearing and belching and farting whenever she is around. I thought she was moving out the other night? What happened? Here I was expecting you to be doing the happy dance!:confused:
 
she keeps changing her mind, shes actually moved out 2 times and come back...

I still think its just to screw with me
 
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