The best diet ever!

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I lost 10 lbs in 4 days!

How you ask.....


PNEUMONIA!

Now with this special one time offer, I will help you meet your weight loss goals for the low low loooooooow price of just 3 easy payments of 19.95!

I will give you the gift of pneumonia!:eek:

Okieslims corp guarantees weightloss but is otherwise not responsible for any ill affects suffered by the people that were dumb enough to buy this product!


Cha Ching.

Hey tape worms used to be sold to the public as a form of weightloss..why not this?:)
 
Lol Nice write up
 
This looks as effective as the program I did where I lost 5 pounds in one day:

It's called food poisoning!

Watch the magic as all your unwanted calories go flying out of every crevice of your body. Gaze in bewilderment at a plate of parmasen shrimp pasta and wonder how in the world you could've ever desired such a thing. In fact, just thinking of food will cause you to lose more weight as the thought sickens you to the point of expelling even more calories.

This gift will be yours for only 2 easy payments of $19.95!

(Toilet not included)

~Nicole
 
Nicole,
I am interested in your program. I was wondering if you could throw in some jars of tainted peanut butter in the package?
 
Actually, in hindsite this diet sucks!
I lost the weight and have kept it off, but here I am on my 7th day out of the gym. I feel better but my lungs took so much damage that they are still filling with fluid.

I was going to start boxing this week:(
 
the Salmonella-diet is the best, you loose tons of weight
 
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